2010: Spankin' Time

My kids were all raised knowing that they were responsible for any messes they made. The Democrats thought it would be fun to f**k up the country so Bush would go down in history as a miserable failure. They didn’t figure on the Law of Unintended Consequences, or the fact that all the economies in the world are tied to America’s in ways the Democrats can only have nightmares about.

Now, they have fulfilled their destiny–they have truly managed to screw up the WHOLE WORLD because they want to give W a black eye in front of all their suck-up buddies around the world.

George Bush is going to go home to Crawford and hang out on his ranch cutting brush and driving a big pickup truck, while the lefties are going to be stuck in Washington, trying to deal with the consequences of their shortsighted prank, including dealing with the governments of the countries they have managed to include in their reckless destruction. Nobody, apparently, thought to tell them that sometimes those kinds of messes can get out of hand very easily and take on a “life” of their own. Law Of Family Life #4 is this: The guy that makes the mess cleans it up.

Of course, we all know they won’t. And it will be up to the grownups on the Right to come in and undo what can be undone, to clean up and straighten things out one more time. If there was ever a time that illustrated the immaturity and childish, destructive behavior of the left, it was 2008. They lied, cheated, and stole to get themselves back into power. The only problem is, that like little kids who never get disciplined, they will, as they have always done, misuse and abuse the power they have usurped, undermine and unravel all that has made America such an attractive prize for them, and keep jumping up and down and tearing things up until they either get bored or distracted, or until the grownups come back and put a stop to it.

But the Republicans in Washington are not much better than their immature Democrat playmates. They, too, participated in lying, cheating, and stealing in the hopes of gathering to themselves whatever they could to insure their positions in Washington and fatten their retirement packages. So, many of them will have to be disciplined along with the incorrigible brats on the left. 2010 is the soonest it can be done, unless catastrophe intervenes. In that time, the right can spend its time selecting and perfecting the spanking stick that will be used to discipline those babies.

And, another thing: When did we stop letting countries fight their battles? Of all the nations on the earth, we should know Israel is capable of cleaning up the juvenile, spoiled-brat destruction made by Hamas. But it’s not going to be long before we dispatch Condoleeza Rice to tell them to pull their punches and not to hurt the poor Jihadists or punish them, but to just let them continue to bomb, murder, and destroy, in the hopes that they will suddenly grow up and behave themselves. I don’t suppose we could stay out of it until Israel ASKS us to come in, could we?