Archive for October, 2007

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A Few More Details

October 30, 2007

The conservative thinks of a free-market way of raising private funds to aid a worthwhile causes and backs his commitment with his own money.

The liberal asks other people to donate funds, doesn’t donate any of his own money, and tries to take credit for the generosity of others.

–Anonymous poster on Captain’s Quarters blog.
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My earlier post (A New High In Lows) below, told a little bit about the public-relations coup/political karate chop Rush Limbaugh delivered to the lefties. This post gives details, links, and commentary. I don’t think there is a better exposition of the situation online anywhere. Enjoy.

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A Dying Breed

October 28, 2007

I have always been told that redheads are special. Like the little redheaded girl in the Peanuts comic strip, my hair was curly, curly, curly. Dennis the Menace loved/hated Margaret, who had red ringlets. What man didn’t think Maureen O’Hara was hotter than the milltails of Hell?

I don’t know about other redheads, but I do know this: As a young woman of average looks but above-average hair, I never had to worry about a date. I have even had the embarrassing pleasure of having two men fight over which one would be my escort for the evening. Life as a redhead was always pretty good.

But for some strange reason, only one of my children had what could even be considered “partly” red hair. My daughter is what is known as a “strawberry” blonde, but her hair is still very light, and only slightly red–we call it “pink.” Which is not the same thing as red.

Of course, nowadays, there’s almost as much white as red in my hair, but I have to say that I enjoyed every minute of my life as a redhead. I even have my picture up on Doug Barber’s Redheads and Freckles website. (That’s me: #19 on this page)

And now, we hear that redheads are a dying breed. Rare to begin with, we are being outbred by everybody else. Hopefully, that gene will be hard to kill. The world will always need redheads.

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In Their OWN Words…

October 26, 2007

Like I always say, FOLKS, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE UP THIS KIND OF BLITHERING IDIOCY.

Twenty years of this kind of smarmy, slimy twaddle; how did the rest of us stand it? It’s hard to believe that Americans in general can still count, reason, and work without drooling and strumming their lips after being fed a twenty-year-long steady diet of this proof of Democrat sycophancy and idiocy.

If there was ever a case for giving the Democrats the bum’s rush, this would have to be it. File this away for future reference, and the next time you begin to think the Left is starting to make something akin to sense, find this link and reread it. I think I have to go lie down now, with an icepack on my poor aching head. (I read it all.)

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Too True To Be Good

October 26, 2007

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How To Sing And Eat In Czech

October 25, 2007

One of the things that attracted me to Joe all those years ago was the fact that he was Czech. It wasn’t that I was so impressed with all things Czech; in fact, I hardly knew a thing about the country or its people. I think I had some kind of idea that they were “sort of “ Polish, or some other comparative condition. It had never dawned on me that they would be a strong nation in their own right, with a rich and exciting history much older than that of the United States.

But, in my mind’s eye, Joe’s Czech-ness was intriging and exotic, and I was deeply fascinated with all he could tell me about his background and family, who had emigrated to the U.S. in the 1850’s and settled in Southcentral Minnesota. Although he was what we would call “third-generation,” his grandparents, who married here, were all born in Bohemia.

When we moved to Minnesota, it wasn’t much of a change. Minnesota is the heart of the Heartland, remember? We moved to LeSeuer (“Cornfield”) County, and found ourselves back in the middle of the Czech-est of Czech places. The three little towns—New Prague, Montgomery, and Lonsdale—were predominantly Czech in extraction and tradition. Much was made of this Czech identity, and our entire circle of friends was drawn from people whose backgrounds were virtually identical to Joe’s.

Joe was fluent in the language, and spoke it with many of the locals. But he couldn’t read it. I, of course, was LOST in a social situation. When we learned of the existence of a class in conversational Czech, we snapped it up, he to learn to read it, and I to understand what I was hearing around me. The classes were enjoyable, friendly, and fruitful. Czech is one of those languages that is so difficult to learn that one is soon praising a background in Latin, and I didn’t hold out a lot of hope that I would ever become fluent. But I did learn to pronounce and read like a native, which was a boon later. Before long, he was spending time reading from old Czech readers, while I was practicing my “R’s” (the sound of “R” in Czech is pronounced two ways: strongly rolled in the unaccented pronunciation, and a combination of the rolled “R” and “Zh” in the accented sound). It wasn’t long before I could pick up enough of a conversation to get the gist of it, enough to laugh at the funny parts and pick out the words I knew.

Part of learning the language was understanding the culture, and that definitely includes the cuisine. Czech/Bohemian foods are substantial, thanks to the history of hard physical labor in fields and factories. Potatoes, cabbage, bread, and meat figure heavily in all meals. It soon became obvious that although the residents of “Czech Country” still cooked and served the same menus their parents and grandparents had, their livelihoods and vocations had become much less strenuous. Eating like a Czech farmer is one thing. Working like a Czech farmer is an entirely different matter. It didn’t take us long to realize that those substantial, scrumptious basics of Bohemian cuisine would have to be relegated to special occasions. This wasn’t too much of a hardship, since there was always a festival or get-together of some kind in the area.

But I learned to cook the tasty dishes, and still make them occasionally, even if it’s only for myself, my son, and his family. Brombori (potatoes), knedliky (potato dumplings), zeli (sauerkraut), kolacky (fruit-filled buns) and buchty (more buns), as well as other muscular dishes, appear on our tables every once in a while these days.

Eating like a Bohemian is easier than singing like one, but is guaranteed to stay with you longer.

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A Strange And Wonderful Creation

October 22, 2007

Amazing.It’s amazing how many people these days know how to sing the Ave Maria in Latin.

Incomprehensible! Wonderful mystery.

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The Happy Gene

October 21, 2007

Taking my four-year-old grandson shopping is a wonderful experience. With just the slightest bit of encouragement, he morphs into this exuberant, enthusiastic, loud, hippity-hopping cheerleader for joy. If there is a shortage of enthusiasm in the world, I can explain that. Daniel appears to have accumulated the lion’s share. He is ENTHUSIASTIC!! There is no way to adequately explain in print the extent of this gleeful exuberance. It is a pleasure one must see for oneself in order to fully appreciate the way he sees the world.

Yes, this is the same little pouter referred to in an earlier post, who scowls and sucks his thumb when frustrated. (Fortunately, because of his overpowering joy, these episodes are short and infrequent.) I think the watershed day is about to arrive when his natural happiness is going to outweigh his pouts, and we will all emerge the happy and relieved relatives of a such joyful soul.

At any rate, Daniel exclaimed to all and sundry in the store that he had “the Happy gene,” then danced away down the aisle to illustrate. He twirled, jumped, and danced gleefully, shouting exclamations over every item on the shelves much to the amusement of the passersby, who smiled, chuckled, and watched him caper.

This is the same little guy who, obviously equating noise with velocity, informed us all on one occasion that the beat-up, noisy old Jeep clunker we had was “made of high speed!” and when he got to sit in the front seat for a short trek, hollered, “Let’s go get some BAD GUYS!”

Unfortunately for the rest of us, we long ago suppressed the Happy Gene, putting aside the capering, exuberant expressions of joy for serious faces and somber deportment. Life, after all, didn’t seem to send quite so many reasons to celebrate to us as we got older.

But wait…

Did life stop sending us those joyful moments, or did we just stop celebrating them because we were distracted and preoccupied with the more serious stuff that came our way as we gathered obligations and responsibilities?

It is right to take the serious side of life as seriously as is necessary. But it is also possible to retain at least a part of the Happy Gene, and to cut a gleeful caper occasionally. Joy is a great remedy. The Bible says, “A merry heart doeth good, like a medicine.”

I’m looking forward to my next shopping excursion with Daniel. I sure wish I could caper and cut those didoes like he does, but at my age, the spirit is willing; it’s the joints that are weak. Guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with loving every dance and twirl, and look for opportunities to accompany Daniel on more expressions of the Happy Gene, before he gets too concerned about others’ approval and stops twirling down the aisles of the great store of life, exclaiming over the baskets, pillows, and paint cans.

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A New High In Lows

October 20, 2007

The Democrats are noted for their ability to spin, lie, and obfuscate. But NEVER, EVER, in all the crapaganda they have ever cranked out, have they sunk so low. Today, they reached a new high in lows.

Dingy Harry Reid (D-Sleazeball) has got to be the world’s champion when it comes to the bald-faced manipulation of facts that it took to claim the high ground from Rush Limbaugh today. On the floor of the Senate. In front of all of Congress, and like a party clown, Reid took the truth and twisted it into a balloon puppy. In his unctuous recitation on the floor of the Senate today, after the letter HE wrote (falsely and deliberately) accusing Limbaugh of tarnishing the military by his use of the words “phony soldiers,” and signed by forty other pathetic losers on the D-side of the aisle, he tried to appropriate the ownership of the excitement generated by the $2.1 million auction of that letter.

As if that wasn’t sleazy enough, ABC weighed in with their own version of this story, in a surreal twist that left my jaw hanging at its audacity. ABC literally claimed the DEMOCRATS were the ones donating the money to the charity, instead of Rush, whose idea the entire auction had been, as if they had been the ones who came up with the idea.

I just don’t know what to say about this kind of temerity. The mind doesn’t just boggle. It reels, staggers, and crashes into the wall. This is the absolute bottom of the Left’s sleaze barrel. If the Democrats do anything else this year to equal this in hubris and slime, I will be the first to acclaim it. But for the time being, at least, they have absolutely topped themselves at the bottom today.

Update: The Washington Post is another pontificating, bloviating blowhard, sanctimonious organ who thinks THEY know all the details (without having paid attention during the event…)

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Moms Have All The Answers

October 18, 2007

Yahoo Messenger has a little smiley of a guy rolling on the floor laughing. I wish I could put that on here, because it is the only way I can think of to express what I thought of this. In the absense of the little ROTFLMAO smiley, then, I’ll just say this: “BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….GASP….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! etc. (Wiping tears)

I’m going back to my kitchen now.

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Through A Big Lizard’s Eyes

October 16, 2007

Is there such a thing as seeing too clearly? The more I read from Big Lizards Blog, the more I am impressed with their clarity of thought and their ability to see through the lef, er, Progressives’, rhetoric. It makes me a little envious.